Ask eris anything: The Advice Column Thread

**Jelymo** · July 29th, 2003, 12:28 AM

dear eris,

why do i let myself taunt ski?? is this normal? and if not, how do i fix it?

-just a little unwell in canada

[ July 28, 2003 09:32 PM: Message edited by: Jessykat ]

**Neophobic Man** · July 29th, 2003, 12:45 AM

Dear, eris?

Are people really taking this seriously???

**Lulu** · July 29th, 2003, 02:57 AM

Dear eris-

Are there really 27 Jaxoms?

If so, what happened to the first 26? Why and how did we wind up with this one?

Lulu
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**erisesoteric** · July 29th, 2003, 05:55 AM

Originally posted by Lulu:
Eris-

Why did I ruin my own credit as a foolish young thing? Is there hope for me yet?

Will I ever own my own house or will my future children be playing hopscotch on busy streets and sleeping in the livingroom of a one bedroom apt?

signed-
Cramped in California

Dear Cramped:

Have you considered Calcutta? If you can avoid looking the beggers in the eye, you and your children can live like kings.

**erisesoteric** · July 29th, 2003, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by Ski:
Dear eris,

Why do I let Jely taunt me? is this normal? and if not how do I fix it?

thanks
-Confused about Canadians

Originally posted by Jessykat:
dear eris,

why do i let myself taunt ski?? is this normal? and if not, how do i fix it?

-just a little unwell in canada

Would the two of you just get a room and work this out already? For heavens's sakes, there are people out there who really need my advise.

Of course, there is the alternative of "fixing." So tell you what, let me know if you want me to hook you up with a nice room or a good vet.

**erisesoteric** · July 29th, 2003, 06:00 AM

Originally posted by Jaxom_27:
Dear, eris?

Are people really taking this seriously???

Babe, I'm as serious a pro wrestling.

**erisesoteric** · July 29th, 2003, 06:11 AM

Originally posted by Lulu:
Dear eris-

Are there really 27 Jaxoms?

If so, what happened to the first 26? Why and how did we wind up with this one?

Lulu

Actually, Lulu, it's not #27, it's #627. The first 600 however... well, nobody talks about them, that's why 601-627 are the only acknowledged ones, so for simplicity they just use the last two digits. #26 was last seen at large in Hawaii. He was actually much more attractive and useful than the last version, which is the one we got. Needless to say, by the time they *got* to ours, well... let's just say funding had started running dry. And since the pounds wouldn't take #27 in, and no one in their right mind would adopt him, we got him really *really* cheaply.

**Exotic Ginger** · July 29th, 2003, 11:56 AM

Dear eris,

A couple of days ago the university security told me they are taking my parking spot away until September, but I still have to pay for it during those months to "hold my spot" for fall.

How do I kill them?

**erisesoteric** · July 29th, 2003, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Gem F:
Dear eris,

A couple of days ago the university security told me they are taking my parking spot away until September, but I still have to pay for it during those months to "hold my spot" for fall.

How do I kill them?

Very carefully. Are you in good with the maintenance staff? Cause odds are, security has done something to piss off maintenance. Not only do those guys know all the good places to hide bodies, but they probably have an ax to grind anyway.